Magnethead rounded up his Porkchop Crew for a ride out to a shitty spot. You should have heard these geriatric swine bitching the whole time. "Oh, my belly is growling. I'm so hungry." Fat and happy is the only way to roll.
Yeah, sweet ditch Magnethead. Why don't you call all my friends too and blow this spot out. Actually, who cares.
Oink. 5-0. I think Dan is stepping in deer turds.
Awesome flat bottom gap. There were hidden mines in there too.
BUTTSHOT!! Oink!
Chicago Bill was skating circles around his hammy brethren. Union break number 5 in the background.
Oink! Crail to rebar hipper in the flattbottom gap.
"I'm hungry! I'm making reservations at an all you can eat trough. Hurry up and get a trick!"
Dan smoking a blunt.
Bill, still skating.
Oink! Nose bluntslide. Real Talk, swine!
Hmmm. This spot looks good. Should we skate?
"Yawn. Fuck skating. Let's get drunk. Yawn. I just gotta stop at the shop to get some Roller Skates."
This chick wouldn't let us in. Hmmm. Something was going "down" in there. I guess it's off to the bar.
Three's and Guinness bitches! New York in the house.
"Ugh. I'm so hungry..."
"Bill, aren't you hungry? Oink!"
"Dude, Magnet, I'm sooo hungry right now. We gotta get out of here man!"
"Get the fuck out of our way! We gotta eat!"
"Hyperspace, Magnet!"
Breaded Pork Chops. Real Talk.
"Why aren't you eating, damnit?"
This guy likes food.
\Espetus is a nice all you can eat trough. Good thing the Alaskan added some class to the Pig Pile.
Yeah. All that.
Pay up!
We had to pick up this vegan dude. Damn, he's skinny.
Off to Thee Parkside for some movie thing.
Trolf rode his bike home. Fixies with brakes are the new Puch.
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Thanks for not giving location of the ditch. Its been going for 3 years now. Gotta keep it clean and lo pro since its in a state park. They are already threatening us of tearing it out.
Shred it.
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